In this episode we discover why Hawaii's not paradise all the time with Andy Sidaris's 1987 exploitation action flick, Hard Ticket to Hawaii! Topics covered include trying to figure out what the movie is about, how Playmate Dona Speir is like James Bond, why secret agent orders are delivered in a sandwich, toilet snakes and much, much more!
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If you want to rock out like agents of The Agency, here's the theme song.
Finally an available version of the classic 'Hard Ticket to Hawaii' theme song. Sensual, provocative, and universally cognizant. Sidaris cavorts with only the finest and most talented aestheticians. (I ripped the song with my own two hands. Thank me with a hug and a letter of love.)